Well, what to do when your husband is either jetting around the globe making frightfully important business decisions, or visiting the colonies on a rugby tour? Clearly, my over ripe imagination demands an outlet so I indulge in literary creativity

So, with a glorious view from the west wing stimulating my senses, I encourage my B-cups to runneth over, allowing a plethora of magazines and journalistic outlets to benefit from my talents.Workshops, courses and the experience of my limitless humour (ie critique service) will shortly be on offer and, ooh, crikey, the time!

Sorry, must dash, my muffins are about to peak and my high-on-hormones daughter needs collecting from her educational establishment...